PORTLAND, OR. He was a skater boy. She said, see you later boy. That's how the hipster couple, Stefan and Basil ended their eight year long...
Hello friends, welcome to another Weekly Wail takeover by current Throwdown Champion and incorrigible underdog, J.M. Brannyk. It’s been a rough few weeks (haha, months, years,...
RIVER STYX — The Grim Reaper announced today that he is accepting applications for a summer internship program due to a recent increase in demand for...
“Song Of The Guillotine” by Lamont Turner It was several years after that season of madness when the shadow of the guillotine had loomed over...
RICHMOND VA. On Monday night, an entire street took part in a 3 a.m. shame session when the ghost of confederate Jefferson Davis showed up to...
LOS ANGELES, CA. One afternoon, landlord Craig Tist realized that there was one tenant he hadn’t seen since the very start of quarantine. That was YouTube...
“Where All The Deadbeats Go” by Jenni Chavis I roll over and stretch. A drop of water lands on my forehead. My mind is thick with...
ROSWELL, NM — A recent telephone survey conducted in the United States shows that most citizens would be amenable to being abducted by aliens if they...
#MeToo and Little Women I will be honest. I am an openly gay Asian single man on the autism spectrum. I had way too much fun...
HADDONFIELD, IL — The nation’s horror villains called an emergency meeting this week to discuss the frightening state of current events in the country. The Society...
Hello everyone, I’m Dave. I am going to talk to you about comics and zombies. I’m Joe (Jim?) Bob Brigg’s number 1 fan. And I have...
“When The Sun Sets In The East” by Kate Alsbury Around this time of August, I always find myself wandering back to that strange event of...
LAS VEGAS, NV. The air was dry, but Steve Parkin's pits were anything but. The Las Vegas native was seen running down The Strip, screaming his...
CHICAGO, Ill. — Long-standing urban legend Bloody Mary announced today that she is considering legal action against fellow folklore celebrity the Candyman. Rather than holding a...
“The Haskell Playhouse” by Taylor Roth A playhouse was commissioned for little Lucy Haskell for her fifth birthday but she never got to play in it...
BOLIVAR PENINSULA, TX. This past weekend, thousands gathered for Texas' "Go Topless" Jeep beach event. To the attendees' horror, this fun, "much needed" break from the...
I spent the night in a haunted house. And not just any old haunted house – the Conjuring house. Well, virtually spent the night. When I...
SEATTLE, Wash. — Samara Morgan, vengeful ghost and star of a cursed viral video, has asked fans to stop sharing the video on popular social media...
The Art of Denny Marshall
NEW YORK CITY – Prominent Satanists Roman and Minnie Castavet have extended a shower invitation to all NYC-area cult members in honor of their neighbor Rosemary...