Oh my, what doesn’t happen in Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon’s Preacher Book Four? We learn the backstories of major characters, Arizona witnesses a nuclear fallout, legs get eaten, eyes get lost. It’s a bumpy ride from start to finish and no one comes out the other side unscathed.
ALERT: post contains some gentle spoilers. Heed this warning how you will. (Check out my other posts on the series if you haven’t already. If you wanna read the comics, you can find links to purchase them on my posts, too.)
Preacher Learns His Lessons the Hard Way
“I know somethin’s comin’.”
Jesse, Tulip and Cassidy make their way to Monument Valley, where they find the Saint of Killers. Unfortunately, they are interrupted by a U.S. military invasion, the leader of which is none other than Starr himself. It is an abysmal attempt to abduct Jesse and make him the new messiah for the cult the Grail. But when Starr orders a fighter pilot to unleash a nuclear bomb in the Arizona desert, everyone involved – including our main cast – is separated, gains permanent body damage, and/or dies.
The rest of Book Four details the aftermath of the bombing. Indigenous communities are facing the consequences of Starr’s choices, but the media cares more about the latest happenings of the newly famous singer Arseface. Tulip believes Jesse is dead and Cassidy takes advantage of her grief, while Jesse is just trying his hardest to figure out what the hell happened to him. (It turns out that falling out of a plane in the midst of a nuclear bomb can mess with a person’s head.) But since all of the Grail believe Jesse is dead, they now have to find a new Messiah. This job proves to be rather difficult without the guidance from Starr, who’s been abducted by hungry, desert dwelling cannibals.
Preacher Book Four also includes three backstories, the first of which is Starr. Always a stone cold man, he once was a masochist German military officer. When another soldier recruits Starr to a cult called the Grail, Starr works his way up the ladder and quickly becomes the Sacred Executioner. We then witness the decades long journey that got him where he is today: naked in a cave with an eaten leg.
Next up: the one and only Arseface. Given his name and face, it’s evident that he’s had a bit of a rough go in life. He is first introduced in Book One as the son of Officer Hugo Root, a racist, violent sheriff of a small Texan town.
Arseface’s real name is unknown, not just by Preacher readers, but by his classmates, too. He was an unpopular 17 year old who was the constant victim of Stephen King-crazy bullies. Arseface’s only friend was a 16 year old with a drug problem named Pube.
Together, the boys went to rock concerts and jammed to grunge bands, their favorite of which being Nirvana. The music provided an escape for Arseface, whose father beat him verbally and physically while his mother got drunk in another room.
Young Arseface and Pube became depressed. They struggled to find anything worth living for in their young lives. When their idol Kurt Cobain killed himself, the two decided to replicate his death. Pube died instantly, but Arseface butchered his suicide attempt. After copious amounts of facial reconstructive surgery, he gained a new, positive perspective on life and exudes kindness to everyone he meets. He still maintains that side of him, even to those who deserve it the least.
Jody and T.C.
Before Jesse killed them, there is a short story about Jody and T.C. fighting gorillas and guerillas in the Texan swamps. These men made a living fighting animals and people, always finding new ways to use the marshes to their advantage and stay at the top their town’s food chain. They are scoundrels through and through.
Preacher Book Four continues to succeed in balancing its neowestern and horror elements with gross comedy and gory artwork. There are substantial shifts in character arcs as everyone’s priorities rearrange. Jesse’s mission to find God is at a standstill while he recovers from the nuclear blast and unexpected heartbreak. Meanwhile, Tulip and Cassidy’s dynamic takes a 180, the Saint of Killers struggles with his past, and Starr has a whole load of shit to deal with.
My favorite part about Book Four is how unpredictable the story continues to be. It is impossible to know what will happen next. There are moments when the pacing is slow and the dialogue is a little excessive. However, is still an exciting story filled with inescapably devastating and emotional moments. (4 / 5)
There are some mighty big changes coming our way for Book Five. Until next time, check out what else we’re reading here at Haunted MTL.
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The Roots Grow Into The Earth
Launching next month The Roots Grow Into The Earth was a delightful read. It’s the premiere novel by horror author Bert S. Lechner. And after reading it, I hope it’s not his last.
The Roots Grow Into The Earth is a collection of nine short stories and novellas, including three previously published stories. The tales are all part of one larger story. A story of darkness, and madness. A story of a creature released that should never have been. That begins then to sink its roots into the Earth and infect innocent people far and wide.
One such example is The Wall. This is the story of a man named Sam and his wife Nat. They have a lovely normal life full of morning coffee and weekend pizza nights. Until Sam notices something on the wall of their home. While it appears to be nothing, a vision starts taking shape. With Sam’s help.
Another story that really moved me was The Orchestra.
Let me first stay that this was not a particularly fleshed out story. We do not see The Conductor before she’s infected. We don’t see the fallout. No real picture is painted for us, it’s more like a sketch.
In the case of The Orchestra, though, this is exactly the right choice. We don’t need to see the whole picture in gruesome technicolor to get what’s happening in this ill fated concert. We understand perhaps too well what’s occurring. And I thought that was brilliant.
I just want to start by gushing over this storytelling style. Short story collections always have a soft spot in my heart. In the case of The Roots Grow, all of the short stories come together to create one truly dark tale.
I also loved the clear Lovecraftian influence of this story. It’s clear that this was something that the author was going for, from interviews and social media comments. But I could tell before I saw any of that.
The story in The Roots Grow is one of madness. But more than that, it’s one of madness and destruction that the victims could not have avoided. There was no being clever enough to avoid these dark roots that touched them. There was no being strong enough, or selfless and good enough. If the roots reach out and touch you, you’ve already lost.
Finally, I want to extend some praise to my favorite character, Joanne. She is dealing with her own madness, her own demons. But she still finds kindness and strength to help others when they need her. Even against some truly dark odds.
What didn’t work
All that being said, I will say that some of the short stories felt incomplete. One prime example is What Lies In The Icy Soil. This appears to be nothing more than the tale of a person possessed by the need to dig. He digs up something that for sure shouldn’t be dug up. But there’s nothing more to the story. We don’t know who this person is. We don’t know who might be missing him, or what might come of this thing he dug up. As a part of the whole story, it fits. But if we are to consider every tale by its own merit, this one doesn’t have much of anything going for it.
That being said, this is one story in a round ten that wasn’t much of anything. The rest of the stories were wonderfully eerie, both on their own and as part of a whole.
The Roots Grow Into The Earth comes out on October 7th. And I think it would be a perfect addition to your Halloween reading list. (4 / 5)
Strange Eons Review: Cornfields and Eldritch Gods
“The elder gods arrived in the sky in early September, like an unholy aurora borealis stretching across a midnight sky. Their vastness blocked the sun, an unending eclipse, a liminal state, a breath that was inhaled but never let go. Lovecraft got it wrong, I think. It was not the sight of the gods that made humanity go mad. It’s what they destroy that hurts us. Somehow, these elder gods, these aliens, had killed time itself.” – Strange Eons by Keria Perkins
Strange Eons is a short story published in Bourbon Penn Issue 30 by Keira Perkins. Perkins, is an Indiana writer of short fiction and poetry that has also appeared in Non-Stalgia and The Heartland Society of Women Writers. Bourbon Penn is an online and print journal that specializes in speculative, odd, and surreal fiction. All issues are available to be read online for free or can be purchased as a paperback from Bookshop.org.
Strange Eons follows a young woman struggling to adjust to a life post-Lovecraftian apocalypse. This is a cozy story, the majority of which takes place as the woman lays in a cornfield and hides from well-meaning but unhelpful family members. While cozy, the piece is ominous, tackling the terror associated with pregnancy. Specifically, the terror that comes from living in a Red State and finding a significant lack of resources or options.
As a Hoosier capable of becoming pregnant, Strange Eons resonated with me. The imagery of cornfields and cicadas were very Indiana. However, so is a young woman covertly asking her sister to drive her to Illinois to receive healthcare. I loved how Perkins merged cosmic horror with the horror of receiving reproductive healthcare in Indiana but also the United States as a whole. All that was missing were predatory billboards advertising fake pregnancy centers! Talk about maddening and terrifying! Throughout the short story, the most horrific part of the young woman’s ordeal is not the eldritch gods appearing but her rather typical, hellish circumstances.
Aside from content, Strange Eons is well-written. It keeps you guessing where the story will go next. If you like a non-tropey cozy take on Lovecraftian horror or have struggled to receive reproductive healthcare, I highly recommend checking out Strange Eons! You can also check out the other stories in this issue of Bourbon Penn here. Or you can see what else Perkins is up to on her website.(5 / 5)
Walking Practice – A Book Review
Walking Practice is Dolki Min’s debut novella about an alien named Mumu, who must learn what it is like to perform as a human. Victoria Caudle, the translator of this unique Korean story, experiments with the English language to properly convey Min’s style. This, complimented with Min’s various drawings of the story’s protagonist, creates a poetic, outlandish reading experience that keeps you hooked from beginning to end.
Walking Practice: Never Enough Practice
After the destruction of their home planet, Mumu crash lands their spaceship in a desolate forest far from human life. They survive by having sex with humans then, with graphic violence and great diligence, eats them.
Mumu has a strict schedule and regimen for this process; they must shapeshift their body to the specific gender and personality their date is attracted to. While this process of gender conformation is a difficult one (as the alien will often tell us), it is nowhere near as hard as the ridiculous habit humans have of walking on two legs. This is one of the many obstacles Mumu must struggle with while playing the game of life.
Mumu is a rich, self-aware character who seems to trust only one human: the reader. They address us directly, asking questions and indulging us with their theories on what it is to live on Earth. They are knowledgeable about the complexities of personhood, and aware that a person’s gender and sex are complex and not one-size-fits-all. After years of experience in multiple genders, the alien theorizes that humans are treated as people as soon as they have a sex and gender assigned to them. However, depending on the sex and gender, that treatment is never equal.
While Mumu performs various genders and personalities to match the sexual desires of their future prey, they do not identify as human. At the end of the day, they go home, stock their human leftovers in the fridge and freezer, and unleash their natural form. Their only priority is their own survival and pleasure (which, arguably, is their most humanlike quality).
“I’ve learned that my face arouses homicidal impulses”
Walking Practice uses horror, science fiction and satire to create a passionate queer narrative. While Mumu is a serial killer who prides themselves on their murderous skills, it is hard not to feel for them when karma strikes back and they are hurt. The poetic elements of Min’s story and Caudle’s translation support our empathy for such a vicious character
Min’s artwork, depicting Mumu’s alien forms, complements Caudle’s stylistic choices. There is enjambment in several paragraphs, (which can be interpreted as the alien either having a flair for the dramatic or genuinely pausing to find the right words), thus enhancing their internal dialogue. There are moments when the Mumu’s stream of consciousness confuses reality from imagination. They will also lose all learned human skills and revert to their mother tongue; words either run together or are spaced apart, and sometimes there are unintelligible symbols. At the surface, it looks like a linguistic nightmare. Once immersed in Mumu’s narrative, it is a work of art.
Walking Practice‘s balance of ambiguity and transparency keeps the reader close while also allowing an array of interpretations. It is an eccentric piece of fiction that plays with the literary status quo, resulting in an entertaining affair with an unforgettable alien. (5 / 5)