LTD: Satanists Prepare for Rosemary’s Baby Shower
NEW YORK CITY – Prominent Satanists Roman and Minnie Castavet have extended a shower invitation to all…
“Ares” Review: Guilt and Secrets in Amsterdam
I recently stumbled on the Dutch series “Ares” while scrolling through Netflix. After the stunning opening sequence,…
LTD: Overlook Hotel Offers COVID-19 Getaway Package
SIDEWINDER, Colo. — The Overlook Hotel, located in scenic Sidewinder, Colorado, announced today that it will be…
LTD: Nintendo Warns Against Inviting Vampires to Your Animal Crossing Island
KYOTO, JAPAN — The wildly popular new game “Animal Crossing: New Horizons” allows players to create an…
The Boatman’s Daughter: Horror on the Bayou
I finished reading Andy Davidson’s “The Boatman’s Daughter” in mid-March, but I’m already declaring it one of…
LTD: Miskatonic University Students Frustrated by Distance Learning
ARKHAM, Mass. — Miskatonic University, New England’s premier institution for studies of necromancy and the occult, has…
LTD: Ghost in Haunted House Overworked Due to Stay-at-Home Order
AMITYVILLE, NY — A ghost occupying a local haunted house is feeling overworked and stressed due to…
LTD: Local Poltergeist’s Haunting Goes Unnoticed
NORTH OLMSTED, OHIO – A local poltergeist expressed frustration today that its efforts to haunt an area…
LTD: Authorities Investigate Sasquatch Attack at Local Cryptid Attraction
SARASOTA, FL — Authorities are investigating an animal attraction located outside of Sarasota today after an unfortunate…
LTD: CDC Urges Americans to Practice Social Distancing During Zombie Pandemic
ATLANTA, GA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a statement today urging citizens…
LTD: Local Teen’s iPhone Possessed by “Lame” 1990s Ghost
BAY VILLAGE, Ohio — A group of local tenth-graders expressed regret this weekend after a Ouija board…
LTD: Great Old Ones Address Public’s Concerns at Press Conference
ARKHAM, Mass. — In an unprecedented event of cosmic proportions, the world’s Great Old Ones summoned reporters…
LTD: Nation’s Horror Villains Prepare for Coronavirus Epidemic
HADDONFIELD, IL – Horror villains from across the nation have arrived in the small town of Haddonfield…
