My day job as a teacher has gone on pause due to campus closure, y’all are hoarding toilet paper, and I am wary of anyone who coughs near me. It must be pandemic-time. 2020 is off to a great start, is it not?
So a lot of us will be stuck for at least a week or two either working from home or pretending to work at home and watching tv instead. In that regard, I figured I would drop a list of films for that first week. Just carve out a couple of hours of your shift and watch the world burn, I suppose. So, here are five pandemic horror films to watch for the workweek for those of you who aren’t heading in on Monday.
Oh, and a few of these movies are available on YouTube, in full, if you look for them.
Outbreak (1995)
Yes, I know what you are thinking, Outbreak is not a horror film. It’s a thriller. But you know what? I find that the distinction between horror and thriller to be somewhat arbitrary at the best of times. These are like kissing cousins (which is one thing you should not do at all during and outside of a pandemic). Honestly, if the situation scares the shit out of you then it is basically horror. C’mon.
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Outbreak is a fun movie based on the novel The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. It is a big-blockbuster style slice of anxiety focusing on a deadly fever entering the US from another country. Wolfgang Petersen directs a pretty stellar cast, led by Dustin Hoffman and Morgan Freeman, as the virus gets worse, and worse, and worse.
Rabid (1977)
Of course, we need some Cronenberg on this list. David Cronenberg wrote and directed this movie that stars Marilyn Chambers. Yes, thatMarylin Chambers. Throw together a pretty terrifying virus with a pretty crazy delivery method and you have Rabid.
You’ll never look at an armpit the same way again.
Regrettably, the fantastic Last Drive-In showing is no longer available on Shudder, but it is still a great watch, even without Joe Bob Briggs. The super depressing ending alone is one of the most iconic conclusions of 1970s horror.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
It was a choice between Dawn of the Dead or Night of the Living Dead. I opted for Dawn because it is, technically, a better film, and it more reflects the societal breakdown that comes with a pandemic.
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Of course by pandemic, in this film, I mean the rise of the frickin’ dead.
If you’re a fan of horror you’ve seen this movie. It’s almost impossible that you haven’t. For anyone who hasn’t however, George A. Romero directs a film that explores the crumbling fabric of society as the undead rise. The most famous name on the call sheet here is Ken Foree, who might be recognized by 1990s kids as Kenan’s dad on Kenan n’ Kel.
The Crazies (1973)
With any major disease making its way through the US there are always those conspiracy theories that it’s all “cuz of the gubment” and The Crazies is just the sort of movie to explore that whole thought experiment.
I Drink Your Blood (1970)
Another wacky-ass rabies film, only this time we throw in some Satanic hippies. The film is very much playing on the post-Helter Skelter anxiety of the Tate-LaBianca murders with cult feeling very, very Mansonesque.
Director David E. Durston developed the film after reading about a mountain village in Iran where rabid wolves attacked a schoolhouse. After seeing some 8mm footage of the effects of rabies the film came together as I Drink Your Blood. This film would be notorious for being one of the first X-rated films from the MPAA due to violence.
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Basically, watch this on Friday. It’ll be a good time.
Do you have any pandemic movies to recommend for Haunted MTL readers? Let us know in the comments.
Hey there, fright fiends! 👻 Are you ready to sink your fangs into some spine-tingling Black Friday deals? We’ve scoured the darkest corners of Amazon to bring you a blood-curdling collection of horror goodies that’ll make your wallet scream with joy! From classic monsters to modern nightmares, we’ve got something to haunt every horror fan’s dreams. Let’s dive into the madness!
Before we go further – we are an amazon affiliate and if you click these links we may get money for Amazon. With that said, we won’t put up things we don’t suggest so here is the curated list as it sits for Black Friday Week 2024.
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Okay, it’s not strictly horror, but who can resist the Weeping Angels? Join the Tenth Doctor on his time-traveling adventures and prepare for some serious sci-fi scares!
The slasher franchise that knows the rules is back with a vengeance! This meta-horror masterpiece will have you guessing who’s behind the Ghostface mask.
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🎬 The Final Cut
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If you live in the United States, it’s time to rock the vote for real. I shared this video before in conjunction with my identity-based costume work, and I feel it’s important to revisit now, with the election coming up in just a few days. Besides which, Jack Black and Tenacious D are brilliant and given the current political climate, who doesn’t want to do the time warp? But seriously, get out and rock the vote, your life kinda does depend on it (at least insomuch as being able to make for yourself the life that you want, without the government telling you how to do so – especially if you live on the fringes of socially acceptable awkwardness like me and so many of my friends).
Besides which, this video is so good, it’s worth sharing again anyway. And again, if for some reason the video doesn’t load, you can find it here.
Art Attack
And here are some artworks I made awhile back as political commentary. The photograph was shot of the scene exactly as found, of a sign above a parking lot in a quickly gentrifying neighborhood making sure all knew that any unauthorized vehicles were unwelcome, and hung right in front of a flag that was tattered and torn from being caught on the chain link fence driving the point home. The flags were meant to be interactive, with gallerygoers waving them while singing The Star Spangled Banner in its elitist entirety. The whole really spoke to me regarding some of the political climate at the time (this was right before Trump was elected President the first time). How much has changed since then? In some ways, a lot. In other ways, I guess we shall see.
Famed horror host, Pulitzer Prize nominated, and Cracker Barrel aficionado Joe Bob Briggs is back in action, ready to bring some macabre merriment to your holiday season with Joe Bob’s Creepy Christmas. It also gives us horror fans something to take into the new year, be that something Darcy’s panties (sorry, box, I tried) or just the intangible good feels of hanging with friends and supporting a lot of good causes.
The Return of Joe Bob Briggs’s Christmas Special
The Joe Bob Briggs’s Christmas event is akin to a Jerry Lewis telethon for Gen X, with a twist of ‘the last drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs’. This ‘Briggs’ auction of sorts is a nostalgic nod to the past, especially for those who remember the telethons. The dread, however, has shifted from the … well… whatever Jerry was supposed to do (see Sam Kinison’s bit on this for more info) to that of evil goodies.
Without a doubt, this Joe Bob Briggs special is the event we eagerly anticipate each year. It’s a tradition, and a worthy one at that. We hope to see everyone on the interwebs, joining the ‘creepy links’ and engaging in the conversation (We’ll be on Threads and Twitter….tag us as you wish!) ‘live’ the only way anyone should ever watch a tv show (oh, and I guess on demand, but ya weirdos will never know the sting of the Iron Mutant Award!). ‘Live’ is the only way anyone should ever watch a TV show, especially ‘the last drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs’ (as it’s far too hard to watch tv whilst dead).
Joe Bob’s Creepy Christmas The ‘Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl’ special will hit the airwaves live on Shudder TV and AMC+ TV on Friday, December 15th at 9 p.m. ET. Fans of ‘the last drive-in with Joe Bob Briggs’ can also catch the special on-demand starting Sunday, December 17th.
A Creepy Christmas with a Cause
In its fourth year, the holiday tradition of The Last Drive-In goes beyond mere entertainment. It aims to use the platform to raise funds for four vital causes. The charity auction will feature unique props and exclusive merchandise from The Last Drive-In and memorabilia from Briggs’ illustrious 35-year career…including some of his unspoken work as John Bloom. I say Unspoken, because if anyone remembers the first Christmas Special, the autographed copy of Eccentric Orbits was featured (sincerely, a good book–check it out if you haven’t. Jim gives it 4.5/5)
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The supported charities for Joe Bob’s Creepy Christmas will include:
The Mystery of the Joe Bob Briggs’s Creepy Christmas Special
The anticipation for Joe Bob’s Creepy Christmas is high, with fans wildly speculating what films will be featured. Personally, nothing can beat the #1 top horror Christmas film of all time, the Easter classic: Passion of the Christ (if a snuff film about a guy who doesn’t fit in getting whipped and nailed up doesn’t scream horror story, I don’t know what does. Also: See Sam Kinison’s concept on crosses and resurrection). However, a Christmas movie I really want to see up on this is Hogzilla and Kiss Save Santa Clause! BOOMMM!! Christmas Won!
As we eagerly wait for December 15th, we wonder what surprises our favorite horror host, Joe Bob Briggs, has in store this time. Will there be exclusive ‘merch’ that Jim will buy and then accidentally put in a Toys for Tots box in the mall?
Join the Fun, Join the Cause, Join the Joe Bob Briggs Christmas event!
Are you ready to dive into the world of Joe Bob’s Creepy Christmas? Do you dare to watch along and help raise money for a good cause? If so, join us at HauntedMTL on Threads (_HauntedMTL_) and maybe Twitter (@HauntedMTL) as we experience the thrill and chills that only Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy can deliver.
Remember, this is not just about indulging in some good old horror fun with ‘Joe Bob’s’ double feature. It’s about giving back and making a difference. So, let’s gear up to have a creepy Christmas with ‘Joe Bob Briggs’, filled with ‘christmas horror films’, ‘christmas demons’, ‘christmas slasher films’, ‘ho-ho-horror’, ‘yuletide horror’ and insightful ‘horror commentary’.Joe Bob’s Creepy Christmas and make this holiday season memorable for all the right reasons! I’m sure Fright Rags will have another stellar set this year, too. They are perfect for the horror fan in your life (even if that fan is you!). I can’t wait to see what they have in store (no pun).
SPECIAL — IF YOU WANT Freeeeeeeee (as supplies last) Fright Rags Joe Bob Briggs merch for this year, just tweet/thread at us during the event and Jim will pick the one that makes him chuckle the most (you will need to give us your address and size in DMs)
No subscription to watch Joe Bob Briggs’s Creepy Christmas yet? No problem! Check the link below:
AMC Networks’ Shudder is a premium streaming video service, super-serving members with the best selection in genre entertainment, covering horror, thrillers and the supernatural. Shudder’s expanding library of film, TV series, and originals is available on most streaming devices in the US, Canada, the UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. For a 7-day, risk-free trial, visit Joe Bob at www.shudder.com.
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