MEXICO CITY — In response to recent events, Satan spoke to the media today to apologize for causing an ocean fire in the Gulf of Mexico....
LOS ANGELES, CA — As the summer of 2021 approaches, many people are making plans to hit the beach, host cookouts, and relax by the pool....
INDEPENDENCE, OHIO – Employees of a local call center are frustrated with their employers’ implementation of a new business model for 2021. Jason Argon, who has...
MUNCIE, IN — A local family was surprised recently when the puppy they brought home was revealed to be a werewolf. Jason Miller, father of two,...
ROME, ITALY — Ancient god Cupid (also known by his Greek alias, Eros), spoke to the media today about his campaign to be recognized as a...
NEW YORK, NY — Media outlets across the city received disturbing emails this week from an individual calling himself the “Oxblood Killer.” The poorly edited missives,...
After an unusually stressful year, parents across the nation are eagerly anticipating the arrival of Krampus, the supernatural being of Alpine lore who arrives at Christmastime...
MILLERSBURG, OHIO — In a small town located in the heart of Ohio’s Amish country, local resident Nicole Jackson recently reported episodes of paranormal activity taking...
SLEEPY HOLLOW, NY — Legendary local resident the Headless Horseman, long believed to be retired, spoke to the media recently about his concerns that citizens’ heads...
CLEVELAND, Ohio — As Halloween 2020 approaches, Americans are preparing to celebrate differently than in years past. Events like Halloween parties, workplace costume contests, and trick-or-treating...
SALEM, Mass. — Members of a local coven report that their group is in an awkward position now that one of the witches has joined a...
“I’m Thinking of Ending Things,” director Charlie Kaufman’s adaptation of Iain Reid’s 2016 novel, premiered earlier this month on Netflix to positive reviews. Readers of the...
The new movie “Host,” a horror film about an ill-fated Zoom seance, earned rave reviews this summer when it premiered on the streaming site Shudder. However,...
PROVIDENCE, RI — Worshipers of the ancient, inconceivably horrific entity Cthulhu have organized a petition to get the Great Old One on the 2020 presidential ballot....
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Horror creators across the nation are frustrated that the year 2020 has included all of their most terrifying ideas. The frightening events American...
RIVER STYX — The Grim Reaper announced today that he is accepting applications for a summer internship program due to a recent increase in demand for...
ROSWELL, NM — A recent telephone survey conducted in the United States shows that most citizens would be amenable to being abducted by aliens if they...
HADDONFIELD, IL — The nation’s horror villains called an emergency meeting this week to discuss the frightening state of current events in the country. The Society...
CHICAGO, Ill. — Long-standing urban legend Bloody Mary announced today that she is considering legal action against fellow folklore celebrity the Candyman. Rather than holding a...
SEATTLE, Wash. — Samara Morgan, vengeful ghost and star of a cursed viral video, has asked fans to stop sharing the video on popular social media...