The Easton Falls Massacre: Bigfoot’s Revenge review
I knew about two pages in that The Easton Falls Massacre was going to be something special. You never know what you’re going to get from a book with the word “Bigfoot” in the title. My mind instantly went to the famous 1967 footage of the alleged Bigfoot sighting in California and had the image of a similarly strutting beast, completed with an identical expression of detachment, slaughtering innocents. I was pleasantly caught off guard though. A quick novella coming in at just 139 pages, The Easton Falls Massacre is much deeper than expected. It’s a proper monster story that plays with human emotion and isn’t afraid to gross you out, all in an aspiration to impart a lesson about the typically straightforward roles of “good” and “evil.”
Authors Holly Rae Garcia and Ryan Prentice Garcia are unrelenting hostage takers. They grab your attention and refuse to let go. They caught mine despite the fact that I was sitting in a hot car amid the irritating sounds of road construction. Within the first few paragraphs, I had gotten lost in the deep woods of Easton Falls, where the bodies of large overgrown beasts cast shadows against the other animals. It had a Black Hawk Down level of intensity I couldn’t tune out, even after I put it down.
The story follows US Army Veteran Henry Miller (I wonder if this is a reference to author Henry Miller) who embarks on a hunt at the edge of the Black Forest after suffering a personal loss. When he strays too far from the path he encounters what he presumes to be a grizzly bear and makes a choice that sets off a string of violent repercussions. I’m sure you can guess what it is.
Lurking in the forest on the other side of the East Cascade Mountains is an ancient race of Bigfoot that has kept to themselves for centuries until one of them defies the rule and crosses over into the others’ land. Alliances are broken and a terrible mistake will leave residents of the town fighting for their lives. Spoiler alert, it’s a bloody mess by the end.
Loosely based on a contemporary interpretation of the Dzunukwa legend from the Kwakiutl people, the story can be viewed as a warning against man’s arrogance regarding nature. Garcia perfectly describes the act of sport hunting in just a few simple words: “When they returned with a kill, the hunters would pound each other’s backs and congratulate each other as if they had personally solved the problem of world hunger.” Speaking as someone with several hunters in their family, this is a hilariously accurate statement. The Easton Falls Massacre is a good old-fashioned monster story that blends terror, loss, grief and betrayal. The Bigfoots may be the “monsters” of this story but switch the perspectives and everything changes. They’re sympathetic, intelligent beings committing mass destruction under reasonable circumstances.
Faultless dialogue and quick pacing make for an enjoyable read. Two people wrote this story but it’s impossible to tell, the words flow without breaking a single tune. The Easton Falls Massacre: Bigfoot’s Revenge will be released on October 30, 2020. It is currently available for preorder on Amazon.
(4 / 5)
“In the distance, she heard her husband in the backyard call for her , but she was not that woman anymore, that mother and wife. She was Nightbitch, and she was fucking amazing. It seemed she had been waiting for this for a very, very long time.” -pg 89, Nightbitch by Rachel Yoder
Nightbitch is the debut novel of Rachel Yoder about a stay-at-home mother coming to terms with the loneliness and brutality of motherhood. The main character, only referred to as The Mother, begins to undergo a frightening change as she sinks deeper into a depressive state. She transforms into Nightbitch, an animalistic creature full of anger, bloodlust, and freedom. The Mother must utilize the help of a strange book and a group of multi-level marketing mommies to harness her newfound strength before she loses herself or her family.
The novel is a stunning commentary on the everyday violence of motherhood centered within the context of werewolf and mystical woman mythos. The Mother spends much of the book contemplating her future and the abandonment of her dreams. Specifically, she grapples with the loss of her ability to create art, her longtime passion. On a larger scale, Nightbitch examines how many women are asked to stop being individuals after having children and only become mothers–existing only in the presence of their child. The message is clear, poignant, dark, and at times, hilarious. The prose and structure of the book are abnormal, however, it works with the overall messaging and plot.
As far as negatives go, Nightbitch was pretty ambiguous. This was by design, and created an aura of magical mysticism around many of the characters and events. The Mother is the definition of an unreliable narrator. However, towards the end of the book, I would have liked a little more clarity in what certain characters knew.
Nightbitch is a must read for any parent. As a non-parent, I highly recommend it for those interested in feminist horror or more avant-garde approaches to horror narratives. Those who don’t like books with heavy introspection or ambiguous storytelling may enjoy something else, however I still think it is an interesting read nonetheless.
(4.4 / 5)
“Dread washed over me. Had she been sitting there, watching me sleep, the whole night? Her skin gleamed like candle wax in the light; then she grinned and whatever color her eyes had been before, now they turned red. In an instant, her skin transformed, dried and desiccated into leather, and her teeth grew long and needle sharp.” -pg 214, The Hacienda by Isabel Cañas
The Hacienda is a gothic horror novel by Isabel Cañas set in the wake of Mexico’s War for Independence. The debut novel by Cañas, it delivers a classic haunted house tale with a twist of Mexican high society. Recently made homeless by the execution of her father, Beatriz marries Don Solórzano to escape her cruel treatment by her relatives. However, once she joins him on his estate, she finds that the promise of a new life holds dark secrets and darker spirits. She enlists the help of a priest, Andrés, to uncover both. Together, they find the home has more dangers than they bargained for. And more threats both supernatural and far too material await every corner.
I adored The Hacienda from start to finish. Cañas’s prose was accessible but full of deep imagery. While told from the perspective of both Beatriz and AndrĂ©s, neither outweighed the other. The perspectives were interesting and the transition between the two was well executed throughout the novel. I usually don’t seek out romantic books, but I loved the romantic and sexual tension between the two main characters. Specifically since the romantic tension developed within both perspectives, the relationship’s “will-they-won’t-they” felt both plausible and full of stakes. And of course, The Hacienda was spooky! I loved the way the spirits manifested and the impact that had on the characters.
My only minor criticisms would be the resolution was fairly quick and mostly offscreen. Though maybe I’m just saying that because I wanted to keep reading, even after the book ended! I also found myself slightly annoyed at the characters for not picking up on some of the more obvious clues to what had happened in the house.
A thoroughly enjoyable gothic (and dare I say, romantic) novel that kept me on the edge of my seat, I highly recommend The Hacienda. If you enjoy haunted house tales, you will enjoy this book.
(4.8 / 5)
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Are their traditions innocent or are they darker than they seem?
The Plot
Harry, short for Harriet, is a British writer gaining popularity after the publishing of her first novel. She meets Edward, a member of the widely known Holbeck family, and the two strike up a relationship. The Holbecks are high powered executives, running family businesses that bring in massive amounts of wealth. When Harry learns she is pregnant, the couple decide that it is finally time for her to meet the family.
During her first meeting with the family, Edward’s father, Robert gives Harry a vintage tape that he says holds a story that he’d like her to listen to. As Harry listens to the tape, she begins to believe that the Holbecks have done some very bad things.
As she continues visiting the family, their strange traditions are revealed to her. The games that they play traditionally involve darkness and fear. Can Harriet find out the truth about the mysterious Holbecks?
The Verdict
Catherine Steadman outdoes herself in The Family Game. She creates such a mysterious family in the Holbecks and their dynamics are intriguing. Readers will follow Harry as she tries to determine the truth about Robert’s misdoings. The cast of family characters are a wonder to watch. We’ve all always wondered what the extremely rich live like. Harry shows us their virtues and misdeeds.
The novel really remarks on the power of wealth and the wealthy’s ability to commit audacious crimes and pay for them to go away. Robert, as the patriarch of the family, is a prime example of such. As Harry begins to discover that Robert may be confessing to a series of murders on the cassette tape, she must decide how to proceed. She knows that the power that Robert holds cannot be taken lightly.
As Harry navigates potentially deadly Christmas traditions, she races for the truth, unable to forget once she finds it. Harry is such a compelling character – a developing mother willing to risk life and limb to protect her unborn baby. Harry is brave and unapologetic and is a true testament on how to write a female main character.
It was very difficult for me to decide between 4 and 5 Cthulus, so we will call it 4.5. This is a novel I highly recommend thriller lovers check out.
(4.5 / 5)
