Like being scared? How about real-life hauntings? Maybe some strange happenings and some killer science is your thing? Guess what, T+E’s Creep Week has you covered! With something for everyone we have a full line up of over 160 (that’s right 160!!!) hours of spooky splunks, gunks, and hunks (Ok, I know I can’t be the only one in the Eli Roth Fan club!), the T+E Channel brings home the gold (dripping in ectoplasm, but still gold!) with their Creep Week line up.
The What? Creep Week!! Seriously if you haven’t seen Creep Week yet stop reading this review. Run to your cable provider (or Apple TV) and sign up for T+E channel now! This week is so good, Jim killed off the Walking Dead to add T+E to his package and hasn’t looked back!
You’ve got T+E now? Uh-huh. Great! Let the madness begin (or so the Ozz Man sayeth!).
The When: October 8 to October 16 is your 160 hours of pure adrenaline pre-Halloween primer of twisted fun!
The Breakdown:
T+E’s Creep Week has the best in original entertainment and real horror happenings! The big shows to not miss ever with many WORLD Premieres include…
Haunted Hospitals
(Jim covered this on Streamin’ Demons AND a What’s Kraken!) jumps in line with the October 12 at 10 pm PT/ET premiere! If you thought the Jell-o was scary, you’ve gotta check out what really happens in the hospitals after dark.
Paranormal: Caught on Camera
This one hits it home on October 13, at 9pm ET/PT with expert analysis of the footage that is all too real and all too scary! (Seriously, don’t watch this one with the lights off!)
Strangest Things
Strangest Things beams over on October 16 at 8pm ET/PT. This one has Jim super excited. He’s a geek and the science being used in this show is both cutting edge and will have you on the edge of your seat! All the things you daydreamed about as a kid will come to life in this season including some truly mind-blowing findings (I can’t tell you, but you HAVE to see this season–do not miss this one if you’re a fan of the unknown!)
Eli Roth Presents: A Ghost Ruined My Life
Finally, we have the one–the only (I think, unless clones?! OMG! ELI CLONES!!!! That’s my idea! No taking it!) Eli Roth Presents: A Ghost Ruined My Life. No! Not your Tinder match that ‘didn’t show up but probably was a catfish who definitely didn’t want to watch Roller Gator with you anyways, so what’s the point? I can’t believe how much…err…sorry…got off track here).
This T+E Original series takes a look at the real-life hauntings that were so shocking to the person, they are still trying to overcome the trauma. I am glad the T+E channel allows these poor souls a place to voice their truths and allow some closure. Sincerely, if T+E is known for anything it is to give a platform to people and treat them as…people. I can’t tell you how many interviews I’ve done with ghost survivors, and they all said the same thing–being able to talk about it with people who don’t judge them helped them more than we’ll ever know.
Introducing T+E’s Creep Week (Oct 8-Oct 16)
T+E Creep Week comes at you from Oct 8 to Oct 16 – Join the Madness and remember to lock that door n keep that flashlight near!
Don’t take Jim’s word for the scariness of Creep Week? Shame on you! When have I ever steered you wrong? (Nobody say Roller Gator!!). Fair enough. I’ve included a few trailers to get the juices flowing. Check ’em out and then head on over to the T+E Channel to make your own judgements!
T+E’s Creep Week starts October 8!
From October 8 to 16, T+E’s Creep Week will be airing daily paranormal programming marathons, including episodes of Scariest Night of My Life, Strange Evidence, Paranormal 911and Help! My House Is Haunted. To find out more about your favourite ghostly series, exclusive videos, trailers, and more, visit T+E’sCreepWeekhub: creepweek.tandetv.com. Join the conversation on social media by following T+E’s Facebook, Twitter and Instagram pages, and by using the hashtags #CreepWeek #ChannelYourFear #AGhostRuinedMyLife
(From T+E)
Haunted Hospitals Season 4
We’ve talked about this one on our super special Streamin’ Demons (aka the Brannyk has a birthday edition!). If you want to see the perfect blend of well-done practical effects (the makeup artist is killer!) with sensational acting, and real people telling their truly spooky tales, then look no further. Haunted Hospitals is worth the price of the channel itself. I have a whole season of reviews coming at you soon!
T+E’s Haunted Hospital Season 4 drops Oct 12 at 10PM PT/ET
Haunted Hospitals, Season 4 (10×60’; HD) October 12 at 10 p.m. ET/PT • World Broadcast Premiere Explore chilling stories of paranormal activity inside medical institutions. In each episode, nurses, aides and support workers give first-hand accounts of ghosts, entities and past occupants coming back from the grave to seek revenge or to warn of impending danger.
(From T+E)
Eli Roth Presents: A Ghost Ruined My Life
If me saying ‘Hey! It’s Eli Roth hosting this show!’ doesn’t get you to watch this series, then I’m not sure what else I can add in–or do it? Ever have something dark happen to you? Maybe something unexplained? Maybe it’s a specter or a demon or even the elusive Snipe (I’ll get you yet, you murderous fiend!!) whatever it was in your life, wouldn’t you been glad to have shared it with someone and then have Eli Roth go ‘Holy crap that’s scary!’?
Sincerely, if you are into true-life hauntings you need to check this one out. Come for the haunting and stay for the hunking (ok, maybe I’m the president of the Eli Roth Fan Club Sector #12389732.2!)
Eli Roth Presents: A Ghost Ruined My Life S2
Eli Roth Presents: A Ghost Ruined My Life, Season 2 (8×60’; HD) October 14at 10 p.m. ET/PT • World Broadcast Premiere Executive produced by award-winning film director, producer, writer and actorEli Roth, T+E’s original anthology series unveils shocking, modern-day real-life stories of hauntings that have left emotional (and sometimes physical) scars on those unlucky enough to have experienced them. Reminiscent of Roth’s vivid cinematic masterpieces, each episode will play out like mini horror films, immersing audiences in the world of those being haunted and hunted by ghosts.
(From T+E)
Paranormal: Caught on Camera
This one could be called ‘Stop messing with spirits!’. These are real people with real footage of some darn right spooky happenings. We’ve all heard the things that go bump in the night (note to self: Never EVER investigate the moaning coming from Mom’s door), but how many of us have evidence of it? This is where the Caught on Camera series shines. Not only do we see evidence, but experts break it down and see just what really did cause that paranormal happening?
A new season of Caught on Camera hits Canada October 13 9pm ET/PT
Paranormal: Caught on Camera, Season 5 (26×60’; HD) October 13at 9 p.m. ET/PT • Canadian Broadcast Premiere Watch as eyewitness’ capture amazing, eye-opening and downright scary paranormal videos from around the world while a panel of experts break down the footage and analyze what was captured.
(From T+E)
Strangest Things
If you know Jim, you know he’s a major science geek. Can Science and the Paranormal co-exist? In Strangest Things, we find the answer is a Heck Yes! I can’t go into this too much, but let’s just say when I saw the background for this one…I might have accidentally killed most of my party in WoW. Zug-Zug and oopsies! If you like science and using cutting edge tech to review things you’ve thought not possible, then this is the show for you!
T+E Strangest Things hits your senses Oct 16 at 8pm PT/ET
Strangest Things, Season 2 (10×60’; HD) October 16at 8 p.m. ET/PT • Canadian Broadcast Premiere Hidden away in museums, laboratories and storage rooms are the most remarkable and mysterious objects on Earth. Using new research and 3D technology we can get under their skin like never before. From the unbelievable, to the ancient and the truly bizarre. Welcome to the world’s strangest things.
(From T+E)
We’ve got a lot to cover (over 160 hours worth!), so don’t delay and join HauntedMTL ring in the new (Haunted) month of October with our watch-n-tweet along of T+E’s Creep Week! That’s right Jim is going to stay up all day and all night to put out some great reviews for the awesome content T+E’s Creep Week is feeding directly into our mainlines. Catch us on Twitter and remember to use those hashtags when you tweet during the live showings! #CreepWeek #ChannelYourFear #AGhostRuinedMyLife #EliIsAHorrorHunk (Ok, so that last one might just be Jim’s new hashtag!)
We’ve reached the penultimate episode of Original Sin. This season has been a bloody delight so far, but of course, the endings usually ruin anything related to Dexter.
But so far this ending has been good. Let’s discuss.
The story
We begin this episode with the whole force worrying over Bobby, Harry’s partner. They decide to have a blood drive, which is a really good way to respond to a tragedy.
In a flashback scene, we see that Harry and Doris took in both boys. Doris is, by the way, a living saint. She takes these two boys into her home and heart. Until that is, Brian almost kills Deborah.
Not for the last time.
Meanwhile Dexter is planning to take out Captain Spencer. The only problem is that, through a series of rather heartwarming events, he’s given blood twice on the same day. So when it comes time for the kill he isn’t at his best.
Even so, Dex almost makes the kill. The only problem is that Nicky is still alive. And Dexter, proving again that he is a strange and gentle monster, cares more about saving the son than killing the father.
What worked
I first want to shine some well-deserved light on the casting in this series one last time. Because Roby Attal, who played Brian, did a fantastic job. He looks very much like Christian Camargo, who played Brian in the original series. But of course, the important thing is the facial and body language. He smiles like Brian, moves like Brian. And, of course, kills like Brian. He was the perfect choice.
I also really enjoyed the scenes between Dexter and Captain Spencer. They were well done and emotional. I loved the passion and anger in Dexter’s voice when he confronted Spencer. I loved Dex playing a video game and putting in Nicky’s initials. And I really loved Dex stabbing Spencer with a hypodermic needle through his hand and into his neck. It was well-written, well acted and cathartic.
Now, in the interest of fairness, I owe Sarah Michelle Gellar an apology. Because she was great in this episode. Her character, Tanya, was passionate and perfectly well-acted. Best of all, she looked her age.
And she looked beautiful.
So often in media women’s ages are hidden like dirty secrets. Even more so when she was popular in her youth. So to see her look her age, look haggard and tired, was fantastic.
What didn’t work
All of that being said, this was not a perfect episode. The worst thing, in my opinion, was that we found out why Captain Spencer abducted his son. Why he killed an innocent boy. Why he kidnapped these boys and tortured them for days before he killed them. And why he slaughtered an entire houseful of people.
I have no intention of spoiling the reveal for you. But when you watch it, I’m sure you’ll share in my disgust. I was expecting some deep dark secret, maybe some sort of corruption or betrayal.
But that’s not it. And the reason he had doesn’t make sense. Why torture these boys with his intention was, well, what it was?
I have some hope that this reveal was false. After all, all we have is the word of a man plastic wrapped to a table. I guess we’ll have to wait until the next episode to find out.
Finally, I do want to point out one thing that is a little disappointing about the series as a whole.
It’s kind of hard for there to be a lot of suspense for the coming episode. We already know that nothing very bad can happen to our dear demented Dexter. He will not be caught. He will not go to jail. He will not die. Neither will Deb, Brian, or any of the other beloved characters from the original series. So much of the tension we might have felt just isn’t there. This is a struggle for a prequel series and one that I don’t think this series has done enough to address.
Despite the slight letdown of the killer’s motivation, this was a good episode. It set up the finale with a great cliffhanger and left us with more questions than answers. I’m cautiously optimistic about the last episode of Dexter Original Sin.
“But Brannyk,” you may be thinking, “what am I supposed to do now that I am no longer a real being? How shall I spend my days?”
Unfortunately, the government has not released a handbook for this occasion, so I thought we could brainstorm together.
I’m sure it’s lost in the mail…
BECOME A GHOST
There are some benefits to being a ghost, for sure.
No rent or insurance payment. No corporate job, no cleaning cat litter, no AT&T trying to sell you another line after repeatedly telling them that you just want to make sure that your autopayment is on, but they’re all like, ‘Why would you pass up such a bargain on a second line? Are you an idiot?Why wouldn’t you need another phone line?‘ and so you have to tell them, “Because I’M DIVORCED, ASSHOLE, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT!”
Or, my absolute biggest pet peeve, when you’re practicing for the ghost speed chair-stacking championship and the normies just don’t appreciate your cool skills.
The cool thing is that they come in all shapes and sizes.
Look at that face and tell me they’re not having the time of their lifeThese are literally just rock monstersYou can be…whatever the fuck they are….No. I’m not making the joke.
Monsters are generally misunderstood. Some have their fans. Others are hated.
So basically, just like people, except with more tentacles.
The only downsides are that you might be too big or too “ick” for some people (these can also be pluses), you may have a taste for human flesh (no judgement), or the biggest issue – there are too many choices.
You could get stuck trying to figure out what kind of monster you are. If you’re not into labels, it’s an absolute nightmare. Or if you’re like me, it’ll be like standing in Subway for 15 minutes trying to figure out what toppings and dressings you want while the “sandwich artist” is openly judging you.
(4 / 5)
I like the customization, but it can be a bit too overwhelming.
BECOME A CRYPTID
Hear me out. I know it seems a lot like the monster category, but it’s not quite.
Cryptids are weird and mysterious. They keep to themselves. They have people who are fascinated by them and post on Reddit about them. Some have people making documentaries about them.
They’re like monsters’ quieter cousin who reads books in the corner at family gatherings. They collect shiny things they find by the side of the road. Sometimes they’ll steal a peanut butter sandwich or two.
Each one kinda has their own goals and priorities. Their own hangouts and interests. But unlike monsters, they’re not looking to rock any boats-
oh, uh…
Never mind, I stand corrected.
(5 / 5)
I like the freedoms of being a cryptid and also dig the cottage-core vibe I get from them.
CONCLUSION: LET’S BE REAL FOR A SECOND…
I know it’s hard right now. It’s going to be hard. You may not exist to some assholes, but you are real. You have real feelings and thoughts and dreams. You have a real future. You have real decisions. Real actions that affect this world.
You have the real ability to wake up tomorrow and choose to exist. And for whatever reason you choose. Use it. Ghosts and monsters and cryptids are powerful, just like you are, even when you don’t feel like it. They have a place in our human world, just like you do. You make this world interesting and important.
You are part of this world, you are real, and you are not alone.
The horror community is one of acceptance, diversity, creativity and passion. In these times, it needs to be. We need to rely on each other. We need to cultivate and protect each other, as much as we need to protect ourselves.
And it looks like I’ll be coming out of my own cryptid hovel I’ve spent the past few years in to remind you that. My job isn’t done. Not by a longshot. And neither is yours.
🎅🏼🔪 Brace yourselves for a blood-soaked holiday extravaganza! 🎄💀
Joe Bob’s Christmas Carnage is coming to town, and it’s not for the faint of heart! Catch this killer special on Shudder and AMC+ TV feeds Friday, December 13th at 9pm ET/8c, or stream it on-demand starting December 15th.
What’s in Santa’s bag of horrors? 🎁
Two spine-chilling holiday horror flicks
So much gore, even Rudolph’s nose will turn pale
A charity auction that’ll make your wallet scream (in a good way!)
Joe Bob and Darcy are decking the halls with boughs of terror, auctioning off:
Rare AF props from The Last Drive-In
Exclusive merch that’ll make your horror-loving heart skip a beat
Joe Bob’s personal keepsakes from his 35-year reign of terror in the industry
But wait, there’s more…
Join the HauntedMTL crew for a spine-tingling side quest on Threads (https://www.threads.net/@_hauntedmtl_)! We’re going live as our very own Jim Phoenix breaks the bank for charity, adding an extra layer of terror to your Joe Bob experience. It’s like getting two scoops of horror in your bloody sundae! 🍦💀
Those britches are mine, bitches! -Jim circa the year of Darcy’s panties.
And because we love our fellow fiends, we’re stuffing your stockings with some killer swag! That’s right, HauntedMTL followers have a chance to win some seriously spooky goodies. It’s our way of saying “thanks for being part of our nightmare before Christmas!” 🎁👻
So, while Joe Bob and Darcy are slashing through their winter wonderland, hop over to Threads and join the HauntedMTL fam. It’s a horror-day party you won’t want to miss! Remember: the more you engage, the better your chances of scoring some haunted swag. Let’s make this a Christmas to dismember! 🔪🎄
Wanna know which flicks we’re slashing through? Tune in December 13th on Shudder to find out! 🍿🔪